I don’t understand how in movies when there’s some scene about someone sitting on the bus and thinking about life they just have their head rested against the window and it looks so calming and shit like no have you ever put your head against a window while the bus is moving it feels like your cranium is a blender and your brain is becoming a smoothie
*throws a chicken nugget at your window* why don’t you like me
*opens window* can u throw another
McDonald’s has their 20 piece chicken nuggets on the 2 for $3 menu right now. You’re supposed to mix and match items, but there’s nothing stopping you from getting 2 orders of them for $3. Which means, for the low, low price of $9.63, I just got 120 chicken nuggets. The lady asked me three times if I was sure I wanted that many, and then when I rolled up to the window, she looked in my backseat like she expected to see four kids there, but it was just me. I took my 120 chicken nuggets home and ate them all, and I gotta say, this is what life is all about.
girl: *stares outside of window on train, looking pensive*
boy: she’s so beautiful, so thoughtful, my manic pixie Dream girl
girl: *to herself* how many donuts can i stuff in my mouth at 1 time
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
honestly if i don’t get the window seat what’s the point
so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
- you’re allowed to eat today.
- go have a nice shower and clean yourself.
- have some water or some tea.
- look out the window and breathe, it will be okay.
- you aren’t worthless, you’re beautiful.
- you are loved and cared for.
- i love you.
i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first
never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride
endlessly-unlovable
sikksins-666
im a simple gal. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour
